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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:48 pm 
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(Originally posted in the Smoking bbq thread)

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I had traveled across the country to visit Rod, my best friend since grade 8. He was getting married in a few days and was having a barbecue at his house for the friends and family sharing in his upcoming joyous occasion.

Knowing of my love of the grill, he asked if I would cook the burgers. I agreed, thinking that it would be a snap to grill some hamburger patties. Not like I didn’t barbecue burgers and a whole lot more at my place. So the deal was sealed and Rod told everyone I’d be taking over the barbecue, insisting I was good at it and building up hype.

Could there be a better set up for my most important barbecuing mistake?

This would have been a slam dunk at my place. I knew the ins and outs of my grill. I knew each and every hot and cool spot. I knew where a flare-up would erupt skyward, threatening to reduce anything above it to burnt meat. I knew exactly what settings to put the temperature gauges on.

Of course, this wasn’t home and it wasn’t my grill. And I made the mistake of treating this unknown grill like it was the one I was used to hanlding. The result? A group of decent cooked burgers that were forgotten due to the handful of unevenly cooked patties that mocked me openly with burnt areas or pink innards. Blaming the grill or the dim light didn’t cut it. To this day I still hear complaints and reminders about those hated burgers. See, those people were all on the opposite side of the country so I have not been able to prove myself since. To them, that is my eternal barbecue skill level – uncooked burgers.

It is always a good feeling to create another barbecue masterpiece. However, it can be just as important to make a mistake. The benefit is not the humbling effect, it is learning from your mistake.

Know your grill, sure. But much like women, don’t assume what works with one grill will work with another.


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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:40 am 
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My brother had a similar experience. Luckily, he lives nearby, so has since redeemed himself.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:43 am 
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That's why i just order like 8 pizzas!

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 Post subject: My Most Important Barbecuing Mistake
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:15 am 
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Its also important to know your material even if on home turf.

At my son's christening My sister in law brought Burgers stuffed with blue cheese. As I have never cooked them before, they came out disappointing. Would rather have tried them on just the family before a big gathering first.

So all the good dogs burgers and chicken get overlooked for the badly cooked gourmet burgers.


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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:38 am 
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The first anecdote from Dave's forthcoming Dave's Big Book Of Grilling Wisdom, available from Amazon.com in June.


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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:44 pm 
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Funny you should say that, Taft, It is an excerpt from a barbecue book I am writing!


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I have never bought a book about grilling in my life, but I'd have to be an idiot not to buy one written by IMWAN's own Dave Whiteley.


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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:34 am 
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Damn straight. But if you have a bad meal because of it he has to pay for the food you used. That's the law!

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:43 pm 
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It sounds like Trevor is joking but that actually IS a law in Saskatchewan.


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 Post subject: My Most Important Barbecuing Mistake
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:44 pm 
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Thanks, Frank!


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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:51 pm 
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Since I hate it when people vomit on my porch, I usuallly have a few trial runs before cooking for someone other than my immediate family.

Apparantely I only tolerate food poisining in kinfolk.


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 Post subject: My Most Important Barbecuing Mistake
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:48 pm 
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I've heard worser guidelines!


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 Post subject: My Most Important Barbecuing Mistake
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:05 am 
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UPDATE:

After taking a few days off from the introductory chapter of my barbecue book, I returned to it to prove what others have already said better. Writing is about rewriting. Even though I'd tinkered with the first couple of pages 3-4 times now, today I mercilessly went at it again, with the distance of a couple of days. I think the time away and my renewed attack helped improve upon it immensely.


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 Post subject: My Most Important Barbecuing Mistake
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 5:06 pm 
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Don't forget to include the fact that food gets hot and can burn. Food, in foil with sauce gets particularly hot. My hands learned that lesson last summer.


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 Post subject: My Most Important Barbecuing Mistake
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:24 pm 
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Ouch - sorry to hear that, John. Yikes!

Well, as an added update, I finally have the intro nailed after 4-5 drafts. Cut out a few paragraphs that would fit much better elsewhere.


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