From the Joe Pernice email list
PRE-ORDER
If you pre-order the new CD directly from us, you will also receive an autographed copy of Joe’s and my new book Pernice to Me, a chronicle of close to two years’ worth of petulant banter between the two of us, most of which has appeared on Twitter. I have to say, it’s funny stuff. (Funnier than “Sh*t My Dad Says,” anyway.) We’ve all been laughing out loud as we’ve been assembling it, especially when Menck puts in an appearance. Some of you have seen parts of it on the Pernice Facebook page as well, but cross-posting is not my strong suit. I start on Twitter and then something shiny catches my eye, and I just never get to it. The perfect bound, paperback book will be 80-something pages. It features an introduction by Joe, in which he tries, unsuccessfully, to distance himself from the material that came out of his own mouth.
Yup, that’s 80-something pages of comedy gold, a $10 value (according to experts), yours, free, for pre-ordering Goodbye, Killer. The book will be autographed by him and me, provided we can stand being in the same room long enough. Before you get all bummed out at me for exposing Pernice as the curmudgeon he is, remember that Thomas Jefferson was a dick too, but he was very talented.
THE FINE PRINT
Pre-order offer expires June 1, 2010 at midnight EDT. All pre-orders will be shipped to arrive no later than the “street date” (that’s music biz lingo) of the CD, which is June 15 in the United States. This is provided, of course, the post office doesn’t betray me, as they have in the past. International orders will be shipped around the same time, but I make no claim as to their arrival day, because you just never know when an Icelandic volcanic ash cloud is going to ruin your day.
To place an order, please click on this link:
http://www.pernicebrothers.com/goodbye- ... pre-order/Feel free to forward this to all your friends, except those who will be offended by Joe’s R-rated lyrics and our curse-laden tweets.