1934: Shirley is relived to see the penguins. She was afraid she had overdressed for the affair.

I love this one!

I had to tinker with that seed image 15 or more times to try to get something close to what I wanted.
I eventually had to just paste in a Shirley face and crop out the second right hand it kept giving her.

Here's an image for Tenebrae since she likes the freaky images. This came up when I typed in "Young
Shirley Temple unearths an Indian Burial Site while digging a grave for her dog." I don't know exactly
what I expected to see, but what I got was definitely weird.

That's intriguing. Grass or carpet? Gravestone or tiny gazebo? The dog, at least, is still alive....even if Shirley has a second head (Shirley Beeblebrox?).

Shirley Beeblebrox - ha!

Yes, that is damned creepy. Looks like somebody swiped mother Mary and stacked doll heads in a religious creche, a dispirited dog the only witness.

I woke up and saw this and thought WTF.
Upon recovering, I will say that it is a strange gem.

I liked the cat juggling and Nessie photo bombing, too.

1972: Shirley Temple just wanted to be able to say, "I've been through the desert on a unicorn
with no name," but the truth of the matter is she just never asked Brian what his name was.

1950: At the Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood California, Shirley Temple orders a Roy Rogers
(because she prefers Coca-Cola to Ginger Ale with her Grenadine and maraschino cherry), and Roy
surprises her by bringing himself (and the drink) to her table. Roy then orders a Shirley Temple.

1934: Six-year-old Shirley Temple starts to doubt the existence of Santa Claus when a Department
Store Santa asks her for her autograph. But, she completely gives up on him when this Santa Claus
shows his American Federation of Radio Artists membership card and asks if she knows about any
"extra" work available on the Fox Studio Lot.

I had to do it. I kept typing in Shirely Temple by accident.

1936: It's just a schoolgirl crush, but Shirley Temple imagines, if she were to marry Indiana,
she would become Shirley Jones, and together they could raise this family of partridges.

(Shirley Jones is another one that I accidentally type sometimes.)

Heh.

I actually heard a cruder version of that one years ago.

1938: Margaret Hamilton and Shirley Temple meet to discuss dropping a house on Judy Garland.

1941: Expertly-wielding the silver dagger gifted to her from Lon Chaney. Jr., Shirley Temple fends off
a lycanthrope intent upon eating Shirley and Madge. Later, Shirley joked at how the arrogant creature
had underestimated them, "You might say he was an un-aware wolf."

1935: Shirley Temple sleeps with the fishes.

Un-aware wolf was good.

1950: Shirley Temple demonstrates how easy it is to jump the shark.

1972: Shirley Temple and Madge are outside just shooting The Breeze, or at least that's what they
call J. J. Cale.

1935: Even though Peanut and Rosie seem content to ignore it, Jumbo just can't go another
moment without addressing the Shirley Temple in the room.